Wednesday

Hey! Classics are free with ebooks! Here's my review of "Tarzan of the Apes"

  This review also appears on Goodreads
 

3 of 5 stars
recommended for: Sci-fi fans interested in nostalgia.
status: read count: 1




(above) - Tarzan killing yet another of the many, many lions he kills in this book - prompting this reader to ask:  "Are there NO OTHER DANGERS in the jungle? Can you at least have Tarzan kill something else? How about a giant snake?"



"Tarzan of the Apes" - By Edgar Rice Burroughs

Since its original publication in 1912, Tarzan remained a cultural phenomenon and iconic hero for the duration of the 20th century.

When I was a kid in the late 70's, I remember watching all the old b/w movies with Johnny Weissmuller on the UHF stations every Sunday morning on "Tarzan Theater." But somehow, I never read this book. So when I saw it for free on "Stanza," I picked it up.

Like a lot of what comes out when writers get paid by the word, "Tarzan of the Apes" is strange mix good writing and bad, of terrific concepts, and uneven execution.

I'll start with the good. First, wow, what a completely awesome idea for character and a story. Throughout the first half of the book, it was very easy to see why Tarzan was a massive hit with tremendous staying power. The most striking part of the narrative for me is the way Burroughs takes a premise that is pretty hard to believe - namely that a human infant could survive being raised by an ape in the jungle long enough to reach "toddler" stage, and makes it believable. He does this by doing what a good writer always does, working his imagination so deeply into the mind of his character, that the reader gets close enough to experiencing the infant's journey themselves to believe it could possibly happen. Little Tarzan, looked upon by all the other apes in his "mother's" tribe as the worst and most useless ape in the jungle - with his lack of fur to protect against the cold, his inability to walk, much less swing from the trees, etc. - is actually pretty funny. And it is clear that if not for the superhuman devotion of adopted mother, Kala, he would have perished almost immediately in her absence at any time during the first few years of his life. But Tarzan's childhood turns out to be a very innovative take on the "ugly duckling."

As Tarzan grows, Burroughs continues with skillful feats of imagination to bring the reader new ideas and perspective. We watch the whole process from the inside as a human being who has never seen another of his kind, who has known nothing other than ape-hood since his first memory, begins to understand that he is different, special, and in many ways, better. Upon finding the old hut, obscured beneath jungle overgrowth, where his human parents had died, new worlds open for Tarzan in a very realistic and human way. He does not have any inkling that this was once his home, even as the skeleton of his mother lay on the bed. To him, it's just another ape skeleton, of which he's seen plenty in the jungle. But it is touching when Tarzan finds the illustrated story books his mother had brought on the perilous journey from England to one day teach her then unborn son to read. And it's also quite fascinating as Burroughs describes the process through which the young Ape-man uses them to teach himself to read English. So when other English speaking people eventually show up, Tarzan can read and write messages for them, but not speak or understand a single word because he had never once heard the language out loud.

Those aspects of the book, and Burroughs' formidable imaginative powers, are great. In many ways they are quite smart. Unfortunately they only account for less than half of the book. There are many problems with the rest of it. For starters, it is a very uneven book. The entire second half, which kicks off when his future love Jane Porter arrives with a boatload of cliche'd characters and situations (absent-minded professors, maps to buried treasure, the aristocratic fiance... and much more...) feels much less crafted than the beginning. In fact, I don't know if Edgar Rice Burroughs had a telephone in 1912, but if he did, I'd swear he was phoning it in.

How many times can you have your Jungle-Man kill a lion and expect people to find it interesting? Well, Tarzan does it quite a lot. Sometime around when the young and more interesting version of Tarzan develops enough skill and cleverness to become leader of the Apes, he kills his first lion. Great. But then a shipment of white people arrive in near constant need of rescuing from lions. Seriously. White man wanders into the jungle, Tarzan kills the lion about to eat him with his bare hands. Next Chapter, Jane about to be eaten by a lion, Tarzan kills it with his bare hands. Next chapter absent minded professor wanders into the jungle - lion, Tarzan, bare hands. After 3 chapters in a row with this (not kidding, its one after another) the reader starts to ask... wtf? Are there NO OTHER DANGERS in the jungle? Can you at least have Tarzan kill something else? How about a giant snake?

Also arriving around the mid-point of the book with all the new white characters we get a second unwelcome theme. Disturbing but probably unintentional racism. I realize that 1912 was a long time ago, and that Burroughs was likely no more racist than many other contemporaries writing for a primarily white audience, but a lot of this book is cringe-worthy for modern readers. Nothing more so than Esmeralda, the ridiculously caricatured female servant of Jane Porter. Without a doubt, Burroughs was going for comic-relief with Esmeralda's many (way too many) scenes. But even if her portrayal wasn't intentionally racist, it was still such a cliche of the bug-eyed, superstitious, easily terrified black servant so often portrayed in the early decades of American cinema... well, I won't go on with this (although the book certainly does), but trust me, even if it doesn't otherwise bother you that her cowardice and incompetence nearly gets Jane killed on more than one occasion (by lions, of course), you would at least find this aspect of the book to be badly written and cliched.

But worse than either of those two points, this book really just falls apart at the end. I won't "spoil" that part for you, but I definitely think it reads like the author suddenly had something better to do with his time and just decided to whip up an implausible and, even more strangely, a completely out of character finish to the story. I found the last 10 pages or so of this book to be its worst ten pages. They read very much like the author stopped giving a damn about it.

So, there you have it. "Tarzan of the Apes" is a pretty interesting read for about half of the book. After that, it becomes an amusing distraction, partially because it starts to get silly with all the bare-hand lion killing and datedly racist attempts at comic relief. Then, toward the very end, it completely falls off a cliff. Recommended for those interested in the origin tales of enormous societal icons (that's why I read it), but not recommended if you are just looking for a great book to read.

Tuesday

Booked Up: Book Review: King's X Episode 3: Shepherds

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Wednesday

Paranormal Opinion: Review: Revelations (King's X - Episode 2)



Episode 2 gets a second 5 Star Review from Paranormal Opinion!

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Who is Skeptical of the Skeptics?

2 Billion Alien Earths Could Exist In Our Galaxy

Alien Earths Estimate
"A new study by the scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, CA predicts suggests that one out of every 37 to one out of every 70 sun-like stars may have an Earth-like planet in it's orbit, according to Space.com. These planets are at such a position that liquid water could exist on the planet's surface, according to the researchers."

Wow.  That column caught my eye today because of something I saw yesterday on Twitter.  Michael Shermer of www.skeptic.com (a good site, btw, that I recommend reading) offered this pearl.

"My instant refutation of reincarnation: 6.9 billion people alive today, 100 billion people lived before: where did all those extra souls go?"

Call me a skeptic, but I find most "instant refutations" of anything to be pretty suspect.  This argument, of course, is not new.  It's been a popular argument against reincarnation for a long, long time.  And you know what?  It's always been silly.  For reasons that should be obvious to anyone born after 1610.  That was the year Galileo showed that the Earth was not the center of the universe.

More from that Huffington Post article:

"That means there could be billions of Earth-like planets just in the Milky Way Galaxy.
In February, the Kepler telescope identified 1,200 possible alien worlds, 68 of which were about the size of Earth. The new data, again collected by the Kepler telescope, suggests that 1.4 percent to 2.7 percent of all stars in the galaxy could be expected to have Earth-like planets in the appropriate zones, according to UPI. But there may be even more life out there, in other galaxies.  From Space.com:"

To put this is a more literary context,  "There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamed of in your philosophy."

The universe is a big place, folks.  We do not live at the center of it.  There is plenty of room for all kinds of fascinating things to be going on.  

You can believe what you want.  Heaven?  Hell?  Oblivion?  Whatever.  But while we're wondering and debating what those words really mean, maybe we should think a little bit about this... 

The entire universe is moving, growing, and evolving all the time.  It was doing that before you showed up here, and will continue when you have left.

If the universe doesn't stop when your body does,  why should you?



The following is a partial re-post of something I wrote for this blog last month.

Reincarnation and the Ramifications of Immortality:

The collective myths and legends of the world are filled with examples of strikingly similar actions and reactions, occurring over and over again - the breaking of one simple rule, the theft of one forbidden thing, and the consequences such acts bring.

"You may have free rein of the house, my dear" says Bluebeard, "But whatever you do, do not open that closet door."

In the Garden of Eden there was no death. There was however, a Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. And one rule. Of course, that rule was broken, an Apple stolen, and a taste of the fruit shared. And Genesis goes on to tell us of the results. "The wages of Sin is... Death." Oh my...

This kind of thing happens in just about every culture's mythology. Expulsion from paradise, loss of immortality, condemnation to brief lives of suffering and misery, and often things get so bad there is a flood to wipe the world clean and start over again. I'm speaking in general terms, of course, and I won't go into detail here, but creation stories are eerily similar all across the world. The Babylonian "Noah" who appears in the tale of Gilgamesh (the oldest known recorded story) is particularly worth looking into. And if you are interested in this kind of thing, I'll also plug my favorite website for research, Sacred-texts.com. They have a copy of... everything.

But back to our story...

So, the theft of some forbidden thing has left us, as descendants of the thief, cast out of a land where there is no death. In other words, we're all gonna die. I think I speak for us all when I say, "Oh, crud."

Well, now that Pandora has done the one thing she wasn't supposed to do and opened the box, what now?

What happens when you die? Is it nothing? Is it something?

Heaven? Hell? Oblivion?

Cut to the bottom line. You don't know. And neither do I. We may have opinions, but we don't have facts. We may have beliefs, but we don't have knowledge. We may have hopes and fears. But we seem to be prevented from having more. Almost like there was a wall, a glass ceiling, or a veil.

And so we are left to pick something to believe in and hold on tight. In this way, belief becomes a security blanket, a comfort in the darkness, and we become children with a problem. We come to fear challenges to our beliefs because without them... the unknown may be too terrifying to face.

Ever try to take away a toddler's security blanket? That's where we are. Motivated by fear of the unknown, driven by a primal need to hold on, to clutch whatever it is we believe, whatever it is we so desperately hope to be true... we will fight, we will kill, we will go to war. This is what we, as a species, do. Just about all of us. Just about everyday.

But what if we are better than that? What if there were something else to fight for besides what *I * believe or what *you* believe?

What if the thing that is really on the line is our birthright? Our citizenship in Eden, where there is no death?

What if you could know, beyond any need for security blankets... that no one really, truly and finally dies? That we all come back, over and over again with a purpose. In the same way that children go to 1st grade for a time, then leave it. They come back to school in second grade for a time. Then they leave it. Come back for third grade. Then leave it.

If you could KNOW all that for certain... what would your life be like right now? What would be your concerns? What small matters that once seemed huge could you suddenly drop? And would you be working on now?

How fearless and how great would you be?

Tuesday

Booked Up: Book Review: King's X Episode 2: Revelations by St...

TC at Booked Up has posted her review of Episode 2: Revelations.

King's X is still rollin'.



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Wednesday

New King's X Review from Into the Morning Reads

"This novella starts out mid-action and doesn't seem to slow down even when the author is describing delicate women in quiet moments with the men they care for. Which, definitely are not the key elements of the plot of this noir-esque story..."

Read the rest of what Jenny had to say on her excellent book blog... Into the Morning Reads

Thank you, Jenny!

Tuesday

King's X gets 5 Stars from Paranormal Opinion - Plus an Interview

"This is a very well thought-out book with lots of suspense, twists, and history. I give it 5 stars..."

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First Author Interview with "Booked Up"

TC blogs about books in the UK at Booked Up.   Check out her site for reviews of new books and interviews with many authors you might love to read. But first... here's her interview with me.

 

Author Q&A with Stephen Harper

I'm so pleased to be joined by another author this week. I recently read and reviewed the first of his King's X series and it's been very interesting to find out more about the man behind the book, Stephen Harper, who lives in California with his wife of three years.

When did you first think of becoming a writer and who or what got you interested in writing?
I don't remember a time when I didn't want to be a writer.  Even as little kid, when my older sister was taking typing classes, I used to dictate stories to her so she could practice.  They were really bad, of course.  I also had a string of good English teachers from grade school to high school who noticed and encouraged me.
 
Product DetailsHow would you describe your books and style? 
I like to get into the heads of all the characters.  I like to explore why heroes do why what they do. And how a person actually becomes a villain (it's never because they are simply "evil").   Beyond that, I really enjoy writing in two distinct styles.  The first is really big, mythical,epic, emotionally stirring stories about enormous subjects - things like Arthurian legend, Star Wars, The Three Musketeers, anything by John Steinbeck.  And second, I love writing comedy.King's X hopes to be like the former. There's maybe two laughs in the whole story. It has an uncompromisingly serious tone throughout.  Which, I feel, is ultimately what makes it fun and impactful. It's not fooling around, you know?  You want to go for ride?  Let's really go for a ride!  It touches on a lot of emotions, I hope, but none of them are the ones that make you laugh.

On the other hand, my next project is a detective series that (so far at least) is very funny.  For me it is the opposite of King's X, and my hope is to continue both series for a long time, writing one then the other, and thus, keep my canoe headed in a straight line.

When you write do you have a particular routine you follow, and what do you find the most difficult part of writing a book?
Most of the heavy lifting is done in the morning.  The most difficult part is outlining the story all the way through before you really start writing. Well, you're supposed to.  I try to.  The problem with outlining is that the characters come alive and start arguing with their fate.  Many times I come to a part in my outline where it becomes... "nope, only an idiot would have arrived at this spot and not realized that it was a trap."  Or something like that.  So you constantly adjust your stories in favor of your character's free will.  The good part is, when your charcaters are that real, your stories are usually that much better for it...  I've had heroes actually become really interesting villains that way, love affairs begin and end that way...

 
Are you self-published or traditionally published, and what has been the best and worst thing about the route you have taken?
Self-published.  And very pleased about it.  Couldn't be happier with the control over my own work and the speed at which I can move.   I've arrived with King's X at a great time to be a writer.  The publishing industry is in great flux right now, and writers suddenly have options they did not have even 2-3 years ago.  For one thing, the pace of the publishing industry is too glacially slow for today's environment. And they seem even slower for all the uncertainty.  In the arms of uncertain business folk is not a good place to be for a debuting author.  So, by the luck of timing,  I did not suffer through any of the horror stories associated with "breaking in" to publishing.  A few queries, a decent amount of interest, and a few form-letter rejections.  Once I realized that a "yes" for any of those queries meant at least 18 months to publication, a massive loss of intellectual property,  and that I would need to market the books myself anyway, I went straight to Independent publishing.  In the mean time, I am looking at the papers on my desk, right now, for an agreement to develop a feature film based on King's X.  No doubt in my mind what the right thing to do was.  Life is short.  Take fate in your own hands and have fun.

If this isn't too much like asking a parent which of their children they like best, which of your characters is your favourite?
In King's X?  I'd love to say that this isn't an easy question because I really am fond of all of them, but It's Captain Shahin.  The Moorish pirate with no thirst for blood and an addiction to the company of women.  I've always loved Han Solo, and he's the Han Solo of  this story.  Cynicism hiding a good heart.  He's a terrific foil for the heroic ass-kicking Broussard, and a strong temptation in the romantic triangle.  Plus, he's coming back really strong in the next unstallment of King's X due out later in 2011.  The historical setting moves from the Crusades to the Elizabethan era, when skills as a pirate on the high seas will come in rather handy.  It will be mostly his story this time around.

What do you like to read and do you have any other passions? Do you start a book knowing what the beginning, middle and end will be or does it take on a life of its own as you write?

I do a lot of research for everything I write, so I read a ton of non-fiction.  My favorite writers are John Steinbeck, Jame Joyce (although I'm not smart enough to read "Finnegan's Wake"), Joseph Heller and probably John Kennedy Toole.  Other passions... I'm a pretty decent amateur guitar player. 

Finally, what are you working on at the moment that you can tell us about?
Very excited about the detective series I mentioned above.  The other thing right now is that feature screenplay based King's X.  It's been a very interesting process.  Unfortunately I can't really talk very specifically about either of them right now.  But I'd love to talk a lot more about either or both with you in the near-future if you'd like.

Thanks very much for doing this, TC.  It's been a lot of fun.  Cheers,  Steve

Sounds like a very busy time for Steve, so thanks for taking the time to join me and take part in the Q&A.