Stephen T. Harper’s Blog: Woody Allen

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Reincarnation in Reverse

Found the above image on a site called High-Existence.

"One Great Thing..."

I have two superpowers, neither of which I would have selected if given the choice, but they're both better than being Swamp Thing, so I'm not going to complain.

Superpower 1 - I always arrive on time. This is particularly uncanny because I don't wear a watch and totally don't care whether I'm on time or not. Nevertheless, I am punctual to a superhuman degree.

Superpower 2 - I'm unnaturally good at recommending things that you, personally, will love. Yes, I realize that I don't actually know you. That's the uncanny part. So from time to time I will point out "One Great Thing" that you'll love. It may be old, new, already famous or pretty obscure. But trust me. I'm very powerful in this regard.

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Sunday

Reincarnation in Reverse